How Far is Tattoo Far? (MTV) – Premieres 11th October
Hosted by Snooki from Jersey Shore along with Nick Tortoerlla from Younger, this is a show where two folks who know, and are almost already peeved with each other, get the chance to tattoo whatever they want on the other persons body.
In the programme the two people are introduced, where they talk about the history about each other and explain why they want to tattoo one another. Then Snooki and Nick each take one of the guests to the tattooist where they show the host a what they want etched on the other persons body.
Then after the tattoos are done they are revealed one at a time, where the person on the receiving end ends up being distraught/annoyed/perplexed, as Snooki and Nick try to raise the recipients spirits after being given something utterly shit on their body. Then when that’s all done, they do it all over again with a new couple.
In the world of bad TV this show is right up there, where there’s nothing redeemable that comes from it. And it’s generally an excuse for people to fuck each other over in a witless and shitty way. It is dire.