Meet The Peetes (Hallmark)


Meet The Peetes (Hallmark) – Premieres 18th February 

Reality show that is a continuation of For Peete’s Sake, where the Peete family – consisting of former NFL player Rodney Peete and his actress wife Holly – are raising their kids and going about their daily life.

The main change from the original series, other than it being on a different channel, is with their eldest children Ryan and RJ. Where Ryan has headed off to college, and RJ has got hims self a job with the LA Dodgers.

Other than that it’s pretty much exactly the same, and with the first episode being another introduction to the family it’s going over stuff that has already been shown virtually offering up nothing new.



Chesapeake Shores (Hallmark)


Chesapeake Shores (Hallmark) – Starts 14th August – Renewed

Behold, this may be the most Hallmark programme to ever be made. A single mother of 2 who holds a high powered job in the city returns home at the request of her sister, only to discover that she works too much and is missing out on watching her daughters growing up, falling into the pattern her father did to her and her siblings.

By the end of the ep, she has decided living in her home town and commuting to work may be the way forward, her whole family will turn up out of nowhere during a 4th July fireworks display and that awkward lake swimming scenes will become a strangely regular occurrence. And of which is set to an overtly twee backing track that sounds like its from a composer of a straight-to-video Disney film.

Along with all that, it’s topped off with the grandmothers weird take on an Irish accent that only kicks in when she hands out nuggets of wisdom.

Every aspect of this is unrelentingly twee.


The Good Witch (Hallmark Channel)


The Good Witch (Hallmark Channel) – Starts 28th Feb – Renewed

Standard Hallmark schmaltzy pap. A doctor and his son move to a small town only to find out the local witch has a monopoly on the healthcare of the town, unless it’s about the allergies the sufferer is unaware of.