A Night With My Ex (Bravo)

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A Night With My Ex (Bravo) – Premieres 18th July

Based on the UK series where a former couple get one night in a hotel room for them to go over what went wrong in their relationship and to see if they could get back together.

With the programme having no narration and the only back story coming from the two interviews of the people involved, the editing at times makes the whole thing incoherent. As at one moment there could be an argument going on and after the very next cut they’d be on a sofa laughing together with absolutely no explanation.

All in all it’s a shambolic mess of a show.

1.2/10

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Cyrus Vs Cyrus: Design And Conquer (Bravo)

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Cyrus Vs Cyrus: Design And Conquer (Bravo) – Premieres 25th May

Featuring two of the lesser known members of the Cyrus family, mother Tish and daughter Brandi, who moonlight in Nashville as interior designers.

In the show the turn up to a clients home and give separate pitches to the homeowners, on what they want to do within the budget given. The owners then give their verdict if the want to go solely with one of the proposals or a mix of the two, and then the pair get to work remodelling the rooms.

It then follows the usual home renovation setup, but with less building and more buying in and refurbishing furniture. Then at the end the owners are shown their remodelled rooms and there is much rejoicing.

It’s a pretty bland bit of viewing.

1.5/10

Invite Only Cabo (Bravo)

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Invite Only Cabo (Bravo) – Premieres 14th May

Reality gubbins where celebrity hairstylist Larry Sims has decided it’s time for him to go on a holiday, so rents a villa in Mexico and invites six of his friends to join him.

After arriving at the Villa Larry waits for his buddies to turn up one a time, revealing that none of them really know each other and more than likely have the classic scripted reality clash of personalities. This is then proved 5 minutes later where they being to drink and get on each others tits.

This form then continues through the rest of the programme where in between slanging matches a couple of them try to get it on with each other. Like Summer House it’s a mind numbingly crap bit of telly.

0.7/10

Southern Charm Savannah (Bravo)

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Southern Charm Savannah (Bravo) – Premieres 8th May

Spinoff of the reality show Southern Charm, this follows six 30 something friends from privileged Savannah families socialise. While socialising they do the usual reality show things like gossip about each other, get drunk, and have barely heated discussions. All the while trying to sleep with each other.

The show is similar in nature to Summer House where it’s just a few rich folk getting up to not much.

0.9/10

Sweet Home Oklahoma (Bravo)

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Sweet Home Oklahoma (Bravo) – Premieres 20th March

Reality show that follows three friends who either divorced, divorcing or are separated from their partners as they go about their daily business. The programme is similar to The Real Housewives type shows but instead of there being multiple situations leading to slanging matches it’s just them chumming about.

For a reality show that’s scripted this comes across as something that’s already run out of ideas for the protagonists to do. It’s mind numbingly tedious stuff.

0.7/10

Imposters (Bravo)

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Imposters (Bravo) – Premieres 7th February – Renewed

A black comedy about a grifter called Maddie who in partnership with her two cohorts are given a mark to target, and marries them for the con. After which she clears out the bank accounts and leaves them with a web link to a video telling them not to search for her, which includes a dossier of blackmailing evidence to stop them from hunting her down.   

Her latest mark Ezra takes the reveal badly to the point after working out that she Maddie working in a team of three, decided to attempt to takes his own life. Just as he’s about to go through with it, another of Maddies exes turns up at his house and together start to look for her.

It’s a pretty clunky first ep, especially where anything comedy related sticks out like a sore thumb with it laboured deliveries. There’s not that much that goes on to give any reason to keep watching.

2.4/10

Summer House (Bravo)

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Summer House (Bravo) – Premieres 16th January – Renewed

Reality show about a group of New Yorkers in their late-twenties, early-thirties who spend their summer renting a house in Montauk, and getting pissed up there every weekend.

In it they talk about the vast amount of Rosé wine they’ve consumed which breaks up the arguing and trying to sleep with each other segments. Though during the sober daytime bits they either argue, or talk about the previous nights sexcapades.

It’s like watching someones home video of the worst drinking holiday ever, where you think everyone involved is an utter twat. It’s a less than enjoyable watch.

0.9/10