S01E01 Watch is a nice way to show that I have no life and will watch any new programmes in the hope of seeing something as epic as the short-lived Dolph Lundgren beachside drama Sa3e was. It was a fantastic beautiful car wreck, I miss that show. I’m also living in hope that Whodunnit? will get a 2nd series and the deaths be more ridiculous than my tiny mind could ever imagine.
Anyway, I review S01E01s and rate them out of ten, I also collate them in a big yearly league table which becomes borderline unreadable after June.
I also refuse to believe we live in a golden age of television. Anyone who has witnessed the recent televisual output of MTV will be aware of the hellscape that really exists. How the hell Snack Off and it’s whole jellybeans with steak got aired is beyond me.
So to recap, this little site will slowly show my dissent into madness after voluntarily viewing reality shows involving hillbilly chancers trying to make their fortune by licking goats clean. Or whatever TLC has in store for me in the near future.