Shadowhunters (Freeform) – Starts 12th January – Renewed
A slow speed car crash of TV programme where upon her 18th birthday, Clary discovers that she is a Shadowhunter and can see demons that go about their business invisible to your regular human populous.
When a shadowhunter bumps into her, Clara follows them into a nightclub and witnesses a PG reenactment of the slaughterhouse nightclub fight scene from Blade. Clara then legs it back home leading to her mum being kidnapped and for her to join up with the hunters to try and save her.
Along with all that happening is an acoustic two piece called Champagne Enema, who are possibly the only acoustic two piece in the world to have a band van, and stupidly settle on renaming themselves Hard Rock Panda.
Yet they remained the best thing about the show.