Secrets and Wives (Bravo) – Starts 2nd June – Cancelled
In northern Long Island there are a collection of hideous, self obsessed empty vessels where nothing of note occurs in their lives. Somehow 45 minutes is filled with everyone bitching about each other, talking about their next bit of cosmetic surgery to make them appear even more plastic, attending a fashion show which descends into all the “models” announcing what cosmetic surgery they’ve had done and other such bilge.
Absolutely no one comes out this looking good, the women are annoying and the men they’re married to or dating come across as twats. The highlight was where one of the women announced that another lacked class. Oh the irony.